What would be your reaction if someone offered you a year supply of lice-be-gone hair shampoo?

I'd shake my head at them real hard and say ';no thanks, keep it. You'll need it now.';What would be your reaction if someone offered you a year supply of lice-be-gone hair shampoo?
I have two middle school age kids.I would say thank you very much.What would be your reaction if someone offered you a year supply of lice-be-gone hair shampoo?
Umm are trying to give me a hint here or something
I can trade them for smokes the next time I'm in jail
KEWL BEANS!!! Have you any, I need it.
I'd put it to good use if I had Hair.